This is a true story.I've had to post a number of parcels recently and I was running low on packaging materials. Walking to work yesterday I spied a sturdy cardboard shoebox in a skip [dumpster]. I'm having that, I said. When I got to work and opened it, what do you think it contained?
To help start you off, I'll give you a few clues. It wasn't:
- Air (though technically correct in part, too boring to mention)
- Nothing
- Footware, or other clothing
- Money
- Drugs
- Weapon(s)
- Body parts
- Excrement
Be creative.
A journalist for the Daily Mail, weeping inconsolably because his latest story had been mangled by sub-editor into something interesting, truthful and lacking any obvious political bias.
ReplyDeleteA copy of "Principles of Molecular Virology"
ReplyDeleteA bowl of porridge?
ReplyDeleteAll reasonable guesses, apart from the topological inconsistencies.
ReplyDeleteThe answer was: the outer packaging from an interesting range of sex toys, which someone presumably didn't want to put in their own dustbin.
I'm still having the nightmare where I'm being chased by the Jumbo Double Penetration Vibrator.