I had reached the conclusion that nothing would persuade me to watch the 'lympics. However, my brilliant wife has come up with an idea that I would be quite keen to see.Monkey football.
Take the idea a stage further - primates playing any of the lympic sports - and the whole thing starts to sound quite interesting.
Monkey steeplechase
Monkey marathon
Monkey beach volleyball
You get the idea....
Monkey wrestling: watch chimpanzees pull limbs off humans. Then eat them.
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And what about the Animal Olympics: http://www.enn.com/top_stories/article/20911 ? No speciesism here and plenty of interesting images possible!
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